Hyperfixation Cucumber Salad- Shake, Snack, Repeat

This is the salad you make once and then eat every day for a week. It’s crunchy. It’s spicy. It’s a little salty, a little tangy, and powered entirely by Spice Witch Black Garlic Chili Crisp. And the best part? No cooking. No measuring. No stress.

It’s a shakable salad. A “clean out the fridge” salad. A lunchbox hero. A lazy girl dinner side. Basically, it's carrying summer lunch energy on its back right now—and we’re letting it.

Whether you have a perfectly curated fridge or just a lonely cucumber and a dream, this one delivers.

🥒 Hyperfixation Black Garlic Chili Crisp Cucumber Salad

Serves: 1–2

Ingredients:

• 1 large cucumber, chopped or smashed

• 1–2 tsp Spice Witch Black Garlic Chili Crisp

• 1 tsp rice vinegar or apple cider vinegar

• Pinch of salt

• Optional extras (use what you’ve got):

  • sliced green onions

  • sesame seeds

  • fresh herbs

  • shredded carrots

  • edamame

  • leftover roasted veggies

  • that half avocado you forgot about

Instructions:

1. Add everything to a lidded jar or container.

2. Turn on your favorite song. Loud. Then shake.

3. Taste and adjust—more chili crisp? Always a good call.

4. Eat it straight from the jar, pack it for lunch, or add it to a grain bowl.

5. Store any leftovers in the fridge, but fair warning: there might not be any.

Why We Love It:

• ✅ No stove required

• ✅ Comes together in 3 minutes

• ✅ Flexible for whatever’s in the fridge

• ✅ Travels well for lunches or road snacks

• ✅ Tastes like you tried, even when you didn’t

💡 Pro Tip:

Double the recipe and keep it in a big jar in the fridge. Shake before each serving and feel like a genius all week long.