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Girl Dinner Noodles – Spice Witch Chili Crisp Does All the Work
This one’s for the nights when you open the fridge and it’s just…vibes. Maybe there’s a green onion. Maybe there isn’t. Doesn’t matter. Because Spice Witch Chili Crisp is here to save the day.
These noodles are fast, spicy, a little oily in the best way, and exactly what “girl dinner” dreams are made of.
Serves 1–2
Ingredients:
1 bundle of noodles (ramen, rice noodles, soba—whatever you’ve got)
1–2 tablespoons Spice Witch Chili Crisp (as much as your taste buds allow)
A splash of soy sauce or tamari
A drizzle of sesame oil (optional but cute)
1 green onion, sliced (or not—no rules tonight)
Optional: fried egg, tofu, sesame seeds, crushed peanuts, leftover rotisserie chicken—literally anything
Instructions:
Cook your noodles according to the package. Drain and toss in a bowl.
Add Spice Witch Chili Crisp and a splash of soy sauce. Stir to coat.
Drizzle a little sesame oil if you’re feeling fancy.
Top with green onions—or don’t. We’re not here to judge.
Eat over the sink or from the couch like a legend.
Pro Tip:
Keep Spice Witch Chili Crisp in the pantry and you're always five minutes away from a meal that tastes like effort—without actually making any.
Spice Witch Chili Crisp isn’t just spicy—it’s layered, complex, and made with real ingredients that actually belong in your kitchen. We start with avocado oil (because no one asked for seed oils), and infuse it with crispy garlic, toasted spices, and just the right amount of heat.
This is your go-to condiment for upgrading almost anything—without fake flavors or filler.
Eggs: Top scrambled or fried eggs for extra crunch
Pizza: Drizzle on pizza for a spicy-salty finish
Pasta: Stir into noodles or finish carbonara with a kick
Sandwiches: Mix into mayo for a chili crisp aioli
Veggies: Toss roasted vegetables in a spoonful while still hot
Meat: Top grilled chicken, pork, or steak for extra flavor
Yes, it even works with yogurt, cheese boards, and popcorn. We won’t stop you.
Made with avocado oil (no seed oils here)
Plant-based and pantry-friendly
No added sugar
Designed for home cooks who don’t want to settle
Keep up with all things Spicy and Witchy.